CRISPIN ALBERTSON and YARDLEY BARWOOD met when they resided in Hawaii. Coincidentally, and through no fault of their own, both ended up in Salt Lake City, Utah. Land locked and bitter, Crispin, a devout Atheist, spends his days rehearsing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir while Yardley languishes in his own filth donning a full-body sheep suit and mask, 24/7. ... more